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Hello Test Takers!

February 26, 2011

Directions: For each question in this test you will hear four statements about the picture. After you read the statements, you must select the one that best describes what you see in the picture.  Choose your response, and check back later to see if you have chosen the correct answers.

1.

(A)  The man has a gun in his pocket and is “not” happy to see the woman.

(B)  The clerk is neither male nor female.

(C)  The woman drinks heavily because she is sad.

(D)  The man is heavy because he drinks.

2.

 

(A)  The man in the pink shirt is about to fart.

(B)  Mark Zuckerberg is surrounded by his “peeps.”

(C)  The glass is as empty as the people’s lives.

(D)  All the men are refusing to look at the map.

3.

  

(E)  The man is not a terrorist, but a tarot-ist.

(F)  The man is married to an old bag.

(G)  The man has filled his sack with balls.

(H)  The man is condemning to restaurant for not being halal.

4.

 

(A)  The receptionist has unfortunate poodle-hair.

(B)  The women are both on team Edward.

(C)  The women are browsing through the latest Wikileaks.

(D)  The wallpaper is hideous.

5.

 

(A)  There is a bitch under the table.

(B)  The man picking his nose has sexy legs.

(C)  One man has a very large basket.

(D)  The nutters have escaped from the nuthouse.

6.

 

(A)  The gigolos are scouting out their next mark.

(B)  The waiters have spit in the woman’s food.

(C)  The American tourist has asked for ketchup.

(D)  The streets of Venice smell awful during the summer.

7.

 

(A)  He’s playing with something small in his pocket.

(B)  He’s explaining that triangles have three sides.

(C)  He’s conducting an Amway seminar.

(D)  He’s short but moderately attractive.

8.

  

(A)  The hos are fighting over the street corner.

(B)  The people are wandering aimlessly through their meaningless existences.

(C)  The man had his ass kicked to the curb.

(D)  The pedestrians are rather pedestrian.

9.

 

(A)  The man believes in VERY safe sex.

(B)  The scientist is inventing a cure for science.

(C)  The computer equipment causes Bill Gates to chuckle.

(D)  The analysis of Lindsay Lohan’s urine is causing the equipment to malfunction.

10.

 

(A)  1970s snot green has made a comeback.

(B)  The living room is as dull as its owners.

(C)  This is the most boring picture of the whole test.

(D)  The home has nothing of value to steal.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. February 26, 2011 2:27 am

    Hi, this is a comment.
    To delete a comment, just log in, and view the posts’ comments, there you will have the option to edit or delete them.

  2. February 26, 2011 11:41 am

    Haha. Very funny. 🙂

    Here are some of my “guesses”

    9 B
    10 A
    7 All of the above

  3. Jacquie permalink
    March 3, 2011 12:49 pm

    I miss doing this part of the test! Love your site. Fun!

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