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TEST TWO…Even harder than the first!

March 3, 2011

 Directions: For each question in this test you will hear four statements about the picture. After you read the statements, you must select the one that best describes what you see in the picture.  Choose your response, and check back later to see if you have chosen the correct answers.

1.

(A) They’re filming a sequel to Slumdog Millionaire.

(B) Carrots taste nasty in a curry.

(C) The woman is sari for stealing the produce.

(D) The man has discovered a 24 karat carrot.

2.

  

(A) Keanu Reeves is just like the rest of us.

(B) The man is biting his nails in anticipation.

(C) Assassins are hiding in the van in the background.

(D) The man is speaking into a microchip embedded under his fingernail.

3.

  

(A) One man is showing off his tight bum to the other man.

(B) The man has realized he is wearing his sister’s shoes.

(C) Once you go black you never go back.

(D) The men are wearing clothing they purchased in 1985.

4.

  

(A) Alfred is mowing the lawn at the Wayne Manor.

(B) Gothic architecture is so passé.

(C) The picture was taken by a Japanese tourist.

(D) If you’ve seen one castle, you’ve seen them all.

5.

  

(A) The businesswomen are inventing post-its.

(B) They are laughing at their boss’s lack of grammar knowledge.

(C) The women are paid only 75% as much money as the man sitting in the background.

(D) They are admiring the manicures they got during lunch.

6.

  

(A) Canadian hipsters are rather annoying.

(B) The White Stripes are, ironically, wearing black.

(C) The man’s hair is the natural habitat for millions of insects.

(D) The musicians are too young to know what the “blues” are all about.

7.

  

(A) They are slashing the tires on the vehicle of the man’s ex-wife.

(B) SUVs are a major cause of air pollution.

(C) Look at the man’s huge bum!

(D) There are some big tools working on the vehicle.

8.

  

(A) Some pot is being dried out in the window.

(B) The film Julie and Julia has no real plot.

(C) Someone spends far too much time at IKEA.

(D) The person writing this test should do something more productive with his/her time.

9.

  

(A) She didn’t listen to advice about over-accessorizing.

(B) She is disappointed there is no nudity in the book about yoga.

(C) She is arranging the books according to color.

(D) She is definitely not the hot-librarian-type.

10.

  

(A) When did American Airlines start hiring attractive flight attendants?

(B) Staff members are handing an old bag to an old bag.

(C) The women are admiring the enormous cockpit.

(D) The years on Gilligan’s Island have been none to kind to Ginger.

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