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Test 3…Harder Even Yet!

March 9, 2011

 Directions: For each question in this test you will hear four statements about the picture. After you read the statements, you must select the one that best describes what you see in the picture.  Choose your response, and check back later to see if you have chosen the correct answers.

1.

 

(A) The people think they are more important than they actually are.

(B) The people are reacting to the news of a Sarah Palin presidential campaign.

(C) The people are thoughtfully considering having some thoughtful considerations.

(D) The people on the board are bored and boring.

2.

 

(A) Il lit les notices de la mort.

(B) Poor people living on the street are hilarious.

(C) He is inserting a glass eye into a socket.

(D) The man cannot believe his eye!

3.

 

(A) It is unkind to refer to fat people in swimming suits as “Willy.”

(B) Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth look good for their ages.

(C) One of the men has a fetish for Flipper.

(D) The photographer has rudely interrupted a ménage a trois.

4.

 

(A) The waiter is watering down the alcoholic beverages.

(B) Gordon Ramsey is examining a list of naughty words.

(C) The men are participating in women’s work.

(D) The chef is studying a recipe for green bean and tuna casserole.

5.

 

(A) The people have only attended the art show for the free booze.

(B) One of the women has vomited into the man’s glass.

(C) Canadian hipsters are rather annoying.

(D) The artist should have been hung…not the paintings.

6.

(A) She’s laundering money for the mob.

(B) She’s thinking about sitting on top of the vibrating dryer.

(C) She’s wearing the ugly outfit because all her other clothes are dirty.

(D) She’s washing the men right out of her hair.

 7.

(A) The office’s occupant has just jumped out of the window.

(B) A bottle of Wild Turkey has been hidden in the desk drawer.

(C) Minimalist interior décor is so 1990.

(D) It is a scientific fact that humans can also life in fishbowls.

8. 

(A) The bus is travelling at high speeds to avoid a bomb exploding.

(B) The boy in the yellow shirt did not pay for his ticket.

(C) The “sistah” has told Ty Pennington to move his own damn bus.

(D) The boy is clasping tightly onto an erect pole.

9.

 

(A) People should not be allowed to wear orange.

(B) The bellboy is, like, totally super-cute.

(C) Pocket-pool should become an Olympic event.

(D) Another tacky, American tourist has arrived at a European hotel.

 10.

 

(A) The Scientology celebrity centre recently transferred into a giant flying saucer.

(B) The pylons are shaped like engorged phalluses.

(C) The pylons were designed by Tom Cruise and John Travolta. (ALLEGEDLY!!!)

(D) The star ship Enterprise also contains a charming outdoor terrace and café.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 16, 2011 12:48 am

    I really like question and answers,they are so so funny.I like ur jokes pls can i join u guys.wil b lukin 4ward 2 ur response.

  2. March 16, 2011 8:39 am

    Glad you liked them. But I don’t see your answers anywhere. That means you FAILED the TOE-ICE Test. Better luck next time.

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