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Next test! The mostest harderest test ever!

March 16, 2011

 Directions: For each question in this test you will read four statements about the picture. After you read the statements, you must select the one that best describes what you see in the picture.  Choose your response, and check back later to see if you have chosen the correct answers.

1.

 

(A) The man’s odds of getting laid at a lesbian picnic are rather slim.

(B) The lemon-flavoured beverage actually contains no real lemons.

(C) The picnic is dull because none of the people are blondes.

(D) The Americans are sitting on the grass, rather than smoking it like their Canadian neighbours.

 2.

 

(A) The man in the striped shirt has an itch that is easily reached.

(B) The musicians promise not to spend money they earn on rugs.

(C) A giant is looking throughout two peepholes in the wall.

(D) A band has just been signed with Underground Records.

 3.

 

(A) The hippy backpackers plan to throw paint on the woman wearing fur.

(B) The men have just had a totally awesome vay-cay at this, like, awesome island in Thailand.

(C) The woman has filled her check-in luggage with free hotel toiletries.

(D) The ghost is assisting the woman at the ticket counter.

4.

(A) The ship is long, hard, and full of seamen.

(B) Turkey is a traditional food served during Thanksgiving.

(C) The passengers are headed to Istanbul or Constantinople…or is it Istanbul?

(D) The word painted on the side of the ship is impossible to pronounce.

5.

(A) An amputated leg has been hidden under the table.

(B) A waiter is being asked if he speaks “American.”

(C) A bottle has been filled with tap water instead of Evian.

(D) A certain pair of red tights should be thrown into the trash.

6.

(A) He is Googling “hot Amish Harlots.”

(B) He has taken a break from filming “Big Bang Theory.”

(C) He has had one date in his life. With his cousin.

(D) He is thinking about having a shower next month.

 7.

(A) Elton John’s bedroom is actually quite lovely.

(B) Chucky has placed his brides on a bookshelf.

(C) Yellow is the same colour as urine.

(D) Peter Pan is considering coming to Melissa Etheridge’s window.

 8.

(A) Chicks dig the smelly, unwashed look.

(B) Canadian hipsters are rather annoying.

(C) Three pieces of rubbish have escaped from the trashcan.

(D) “That Seventies Show” has been cancelled. Get over it.

 9.

(A) The picture was taken on the set of Two Girls Eighteen Cups.

(B) The store is, unsurprisingly, empty of customers.

(C) Customers who buy a $29.99 T-shirt will get some other crap they don’t need for free.

(D) All the products would be overpriced even if they were free.

 10.

(A) The tourists are wondering ‘where in the world is Hosni Mubarak?’

(B) Stones have been placed on top of each other to form a pile.

(C) The women are revealing far too much skin.

(D) The Queens of Denial are on the Egyptian leg of their world tour.

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