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Let’s Try This AGAIN Morons…

March 24, 2011

Below you will see an OFFICIAL unofficial picture from an actual OFFICIAL official TOE-ICE test. As you are all going to FAIL the test at this point, practice writing your own damned questions. Look at the picture below. Study it HARD. What is the REAL truth of the photograph? Dig hard into your little brains and pull out an answer. No doubt it will be WRONG…but write your answer in the comments section anyway so I can rip it apart and make you feel foolish:

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  1. Vicki Robinson permalink
    March 24, 2011 1:41 pm

    A) A potted plant is drowning its sorrows at the bar.
    B) A woman is daring a stranger to spank her on the ass.
    C) The blonde enjoys the sensation of sitting on a wet barstool.
    D) Even the stone lions are unimpressed with the slim pickings.

    • March 24, 2011 10:59 pm

      (A) is wrong because plants have no sorrow. (C) is wrong because blondes have no sense. And (D) is wrong because stone lions would be impressed by most anything (as everyone knows) so your correct answer must be (B), as we all know what a bunch of pervs hang out at Sandals Resorts. Well done…dare I say, Ms. Robinson, thanks to YOU Ms. Robinson…we finally have someone who has passed!

  2. Richard B. permalink
    March 25, 2011 2:01 am

    Here we go:

    (A) A body of water is filled with crustaceans.
    (B) The cast of Jersey Shore is peeing in a pool.
    (C) A group of people is having a discussion on how to poison the black man.
    (D) A woman on the side thinks she looks slim with sunglasses.

    • March 25, 2011 2:23 am

      (A) This is wrong because although the woman in the bikini is crusty, she is hardly a crustacean.
      (B) This is wrong because everyone can see that the woman is far too tall, thin, and pretty to be Snookie.
      (C) This is wrong because you’re a racist. And a homophobe. And a sexist. And a technophobe.
      (D) This is wrong because your grammar is jacked up. Does she think she looks slim BECAUSE of the sunglasses or is she simply wearing them and incorrectly believing she is thin?
      Sorry. You have failed. Try again later.

  3. March 25, 2011 2:12 am

    My dear friend Ms. Jolie posted this response on Facebook. Now THIS is how it’s done people!

    “Like children at water parks everywhere, none of them feel the need to ask where the bathroom is.”

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