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The Original Exam for the Idiot’s Collection of English (TOE-ICE) is an unofficial offical test that tests absolutely nothing.

Each week I will post a sample test. For each test there are ten pictures. As the examinee, you must choose the answer which best describes the picture. WARNING #1: most people fail these tests. WARNING #2: these tests are a complete waste of time. WARNING #3: these tests are as intellectually stimulating as a moss-covered log.

The content on this blog is not in any way related to TOEIC, ETS or any of that kinda stuff. So chill. Laugh. Chuckle. Get yourself a sense of humour!

To the best of my knowledge, pictures used are public domain. If you find anything you have a problem with…well, let me know!

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